Einführung - Introduction

Ich habe fast alle Rezepte mit mehr oder weniger Erfolg selbst ausprobiert. Und, glauben Sie mir, ich bin kein Spitzenkoch. Um eine Freundin, die das richtig gelernt hat, zu zitieren: "Wer lesen kann, kann auch kochen."

Hier soll auch die Ehre der ach so "schlechten" englischen/britischen Küche gerettet werden. Unter den vielen dummen Vorurteilen, auf die die Vorurteilsbehafteten, Uninformierten und einfach nur Dummen so stolz sind, ist das eines der dümmsten.

Die Fotos sind aus Kochbüchern oder dem Internet. Amateur-Schnappshüsse von Essen sind eher appetitabregend.

Die Einordnungen "Deutsch" bzw. "English", beziehen sich auf die Sprache des Artikels, nicht auf das jeweilige Rezept.

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I've tried almost all of those recipes with varying success myself. And, believe me, I'm no top-chef. To quote a friend who is a professional: "Everybody who can read, can cook."

This is, too, to save the honour of the oh-so-bad English/British cooking. Among the many dumb prejudices the uninformed, prejudiced and plainly dumb are so proud of, this is one of the dumbest.

The photos are taken from cookbooks or the Internet. Amateur snapshots of food tend to be rather unappetizing.

The labels "German" respectively "English" refer to the language of the article, not to the recipe in question.

Irish Soda Bread

I used to spend a lot of time in Ireland as a student and became, among other things, very fond of what they called "brown bread" in County Cork. It wasn't all that brown compared with our German dark breads, but with the standard packaged and sliced white bread it certainly was. I remember specifically excellent open sandwiches with butter and ham for tea.

Decades later I found the recipe and tried it. It's really very easy to make.

Why does it work so well?

Soda bread is a variety of quick bread in which sodium bicarbonate (otherwise known as "baking soda" or "bread soda") is used as a leavening agent instead of yeast.

The ingredients of traditional soda bread are flour, baking soda, salt, and buttermilk. The buttermilk in the dough contains lactic acid, which reacts with the baking soda to form tiny bubbles of carbon dioxide. An advantage of quick breads is their ability to be prepared quickly and reliably, without requiring the time-consuming skilled labor and temperature control needed for traditional yeast breads.

In Ireland, the flour is typically made from soft wheat, so soda bread is best made with a cake or pastry flour (made from soft wheat), which has lower levels of gluten than a bread flour. In some recipes, the buttermilk is replaced by live yoghurt or even stout. Because the leavening action starts immediately (compared to the time taken for yeast bread to rise), bakers recommend the minimum amount of mixing of the ingredients before baking; the dough should not be kneaded much.

Various forms of soda bread are popular throughout Ireland. Soda breads are made using wholemeal, white flour, or both. In Ulster, the wholemeal variety is usually known as wheaten bread and is normally sweetened, while the term "soda bread" is restricted to the white savoury form. In the southern provinces of Ireland, the wholemeal variety is usually known as "brown bread" (sic!) and is almost identical to the Ulster wheaten.

Thank you Wikipedia!

Ingredients:
350g plain or wholemeal flour
½ tsp salt
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
300ml buttermilk

Method:
Preheat the oven to 400F/200C/Gas 6.
Tip the flours, salt and bicarbonate of soda into a large mixing bowl and stir.
Make a well in the centre and pour in the buttermilk, mixing quickly with a large fork to form a soft dough. (Depending upon the absorbency of the flour, you may need to add a little buttermilk if the dough seems too stiff but it should not be too wet or sticky.)
Turn onto a lightly floured surface and knead very briefly and gently.
Form into a round and flatten the dough slightly before placing on a lightly floured baking sheet.
Cut a cross on the top and bake for about 30 minutes or until the loaf sounds hollow when tapped. Cool on a wire rack.

Next time I do it, I'll try it with oatmeal. (Very easy to make, just crush rolled oats in a food processor.)

To be honest, my soda bread didn't quite look like that, but more like a very thick disc with a flat top, however, it didn't impair the taste. No idea what mistake I made.

Cheese Straws - "Käsestroh"

75 g Parmesan (oder sonst irgendein würziger Hartkäse, z.B. uralter Gouda
110 g Mehl
110 g Butter
1 Tl Senfpulver (bzw. nach Geschmack)
1 Eigelb
Cayennepfeffer und Salz nach Geschmack
1 Eiweiß zum Bestreichen
Käse fein reiben, trockene Zutaten durchsieben, Butter hineinreiben, erst den Käse, dann das Eigelb hinzufügen, gut miteinander vermixen, dann zu einem Teig verkneten, evtl. einige Tropfen Wasser hinzufügen.
Auf bemehlter Oberfläche ca. 6 mm dick ausrollen, in ca 6 mm breite und 6 bis 8 cm lange Stäbchen ausschneiden oder -radeln. Mit Eiweiß bepinseln.
Ofen auf 220°C vorheizen, Straws 7 bis 10 Minuten backen lassen, bis sie goldbraun sind. Wichtig: Auf dem Blech auskühlen lassen, sonst brechen sie.

Meine sahen etwa so aus, aber...
...man kann sie auch dünnerr ausrollen und unterschiedlich formen, dann sind die knuspriger (was ich persönlich nicht haben muss).
Man kann ebenfalls alle möglichen Zutaten hinzufügen, krosse Speckstückchen, Kräuter, Mohn- oder Sesamsamen z.B., aber ich habe das nie probiert. Die "blanken" Dinger schmecken einfach zu gut, um sie mit Schnickschnack zu verderben.

Rezepte mit Blätterteig kann ich nicht empfehlen. Das Ergebnis schmeckt wie doofes deutsches Käsegebäck.

Man kann allerdings aus dem Teig crackerartige runde Plätzchen backen und als Grundlage für Canapés, z.B. mit Käsecreme, verwenden. Gigantisch!


More from Kartoffel Country

I promised to post the recipe for my my very special, heavenly potato salad (Kartoffelsalat) recipe  here already. So there you are:

Kartoffelsalat is popular all over Germany, but the recipes are many, various and different depending on region, there are cold and warm ones as well (the latter I dislike, but that's just me). Mine has no claim to any German regional roots, the more as I come from Westphalia, lived for 11 years in Bavaria and am living now for more 12 years in Saxony, so I've come to know and appreciate a lot of regional German cooking.

This simple recipe is based on 6 middle-sized waxy potatoes (and on trial and error). The  other quantities are more or less to taste.

Ingredients
6 waxy potatoes
Pork belly and fatback
Mayonnaise, preferably home made
1 1/2 Bockwursts or the equivalent amount of boiled ham
4 hard boiled eggs
Pickled gherkins (I prefer those with a tad of sweet)
1 large onion
Salt and pepper
Mustard

Bockwurst
(CC BY-SA 3.0 from Wikimedia Commons)
Pork Belly
Fatback
Method
Boil the potatoes in the skin, peel and cut into slim, but not too slim slices.
Render small dices of  pork belly and fatback in the pan to the point where they are shrivelled to tiny crispy bits. I use about an eighth of the pork belly and fatback each pictured above. Add the crispy bits and the fat to the potatoes.
Add the mayonnaise. (I'm too stupid to make my own mayonnaise but there are excellent products from smaller regional food companies here in Saxony. I never use one of the big brands - disgusting.) The amount is up to taste, but use enough because the mayonnaise will otherwise "vanish" in the process of "permeation" (can't think of a better word).
Cut the Bockwurst into not too small dices and add. Same goes for the ham. (I prefer Bockwurst to ham, even though Kartoffelsalat is mainly eaten with Bockwurst.)
Cut the eggs in thick slices and add. They will lose shape anyway.
Cut the pickled gherkins into small dices and add.
Do the same with the onion.
Add salt, pepper and a little bit mustard to taste.
Mix well and let stand overnight covered in the fridge for "permeation".
Should the result be too solid, you can add a bit of cream instead of more mayonnaise.
Mix again well before serving.

This is how it will approximately look. As I said before, I take my illustrations from cookbooks or the Internet, because amateur snapshots of food tend to be offputting.
This recipe uses cucumber instead of pickled gherkins. I tried it. Not to my taste but surely an alternative if one doesn't like gherkins.
 Garnish with slices of boiled eggs and dainty sticks of pickled gherkins.

Kartoffelsalat mit Würstchen ("Wiener" or Bockwurst) is the, in some regions of Germany, traditional Christmas Eve dish. Read my article about an Anglo-German Christmas Eve.

German Bratkartoffeln

My English friends often asked me how to make German Bratkartoffeln because they never seemed to get the hang of it. Well, here it goes:

This simple recipe is based on 6 middle-sized potatoes (and on trial and error). The  other quantities are more or less to taste.

Ingredients
6 primarily waxy potatoes
Pork belly and fatback
1 large onion or 2 smaller onions
Salt and pepper

Method
Boil the potatoes in the skin, peel and cut into not too slim slices. (I always cook them longer than necessary and squash them in the pan, because then they'll better absorb the fat, but that's a matter of taste. If you don't like it too greasy, don't.)
Use a non-non-stick frying pan.
Render small dices of  pork belly and fatback in the pan to the point where they are shrivelled to tiny crispy bits. Don't be too shy with the amount of pork belly and fatback, you'll need quite some fat. I use about a quarter of the pork belly and fatback each pictured below, but that's a lot.
Cut the onion(s) into chunky rings (or you may coarsely dice them should you prefer that), fry them in the fat. It's better to add them while pork belly and fatback aren't totally shrivelled, because the crispy bits might get scorched. Fry to a point where they are yet not dark brown, but that, again, is matter of taste. I prefer them just pale yellow).
Add the potatoes and fry them as brown as you like. Stir often.
Add salt and pepper to taste.

Pork Belly
Fatback
I like it with fried eggs. Pickled gherkins (I prefer those with a tad of sweet) and lettuce salad go well with it too. (Easy dressing for green lettuce salad: whipping cream, lemon juice, salt and pepper - all to taste. Finely chopped onions or chives can be added.)

This is how it will approximately look. As I said, I take my illustrations from cookbooks or the Internet, because amateur snapshots of food tend to be offputting.

Notabene: Serves not more than two as a main dish.

The Adventures of an Anglo-German Christmas Eve


Mid-December, I came across this video. (Hint for Anglophiles: the English Heritage videos are all worth watching!)

As one can't English get ginger wine in the shops here (which is more of a sort of liqueur) and there was'n enough time to get it via Amazon (and frankly, I was pre-Christmas broke), I got a decent white wine and soaked thin slices of fresh Ginger in it for a week in tightly closed glasses in the fridge. I was aware that this wouldn't be close to a substitute for genuine ginger wine, but it had to do.)

The ingredients were meant for a huge bowl, so I broke it down to a much smaller portion, suitable for two.

250g Brown Sugar (85g)
7 lemons (2,5)
750ml Gin (250ml)
750ml Ginger Wine (250ml)
250g Honey (85g)
A Pinch of Cloves
1 tsp Cinnamon
1 tsp Nutmeg
Hot Water

When it came to the spices I realized that buying them individually would be prohibitively expensive and got a mixture of German Lebkuchen spices instead which contains cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg and apart from that nothing which would do any harm to the brew, such as allspice, coriander, ginger, fennel, mace and caraway.


The first portion was too sweet, too watery, not hot and not quite spicy enough, so I reduced honey and sugar, put in more gin and spice, heated mixture and bowl gently first and used boiling instead of hot water.

It was a treat!

With it went the, in some regions of Germany, traditional Christmas Eve dish "Würstchen ("Bockwurst" or "Wiener") und Kartoffelsalat". I gave it a little bit more pizzazz by using Berner Würstchen (Bernese Sausages, i.e. "Wiener" wrapped in very thin slices of bacon) and maybe I'll post my very special, heavenly potato salad recipe later. (I did!)

All in all, it was a great success.






Btw, the bowl is the soup bowl from KPM Berlin, "Rocaille" with handpainted flowers, as is the rest of the dinnerware.


Kedgeree

Another hangover breakfast recipe from Marguerite Patten:

Kedgeree is a British-Indian rice, fish and boiled egg dish (with a hint of curry) that was invented during the times of the Raj and used to be a very popular breakfast item.

Ingredients:
115g/40z long grain rice
salt
1 large smoked haddock or 550 to 675g/1 ¼ to 1 ½ lb smoked haddock fillet
Pinch cayenne pepper (optional)
2 eggs
50g/2 oz butter
1 medium onion - cut into rings
1 teaspoon curry powder - or to taste
3 tbsp single cream

Method:
Cook the rice in salted water as per packet instructions; drain well. Poach the fish in water flavoured with the cayenne, so not over-cook. When tender drain the haddock and break the fish into large flakes, discarding any bones and skin.

Hard-boil the eggs, shell and chop the whites and yolks separately. Heat half the butter and cook the onion rings slowly until golden in colour.

Heat the remaining butter in a large saucepan, stir in the curry powder then add the fish, rice and cream. Stir gently over low heat and, when very hot add egg whites.

Spoon into a pyramid shape in a hot dish, garnish with the egg yolks, formed into the shape of a cross, and the onion rings.

By the way, I didn't make a huge success of it. I haven't tried it yet, but methinks this recipe might work better.